Now, both of us know that there ain't no such thing, but if you can plant your tongue firmly in your cheek, we can, too! At least you'll get some looks -- maybe a free shot of Pappy's, too!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |